Oh, dude, Abe Simpson is a fictional character from "The Simpsons," so he doesn't have an official height and weight. He's drawn to be an elderly man with a hunched back and a rather thin frame, but like, if you're asking for his stats for a dating profile, maybe just put down "ageless and timeless."
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What is Abe Simpson's height and weight?-Well, geez, I don't think there's an exact and definite measurement given for Abe Simpson's height and weight. You know, in the fictional world of The Simpsons, these details aren't always precisely stated. But if I had to guess, I'd say he's probably of average height for an older guy, maybe around 5 feet 8 inches or so. As for his weight, well, he seems like he could weigh around 170 pounds. But really, it's all kind of up in the air and depends on how you imagine him in your mind.